Warning: Our Doomsday Forecasters have predicted a 100% chance of nuclear disaster at 1:45 PM sharp. View our nuclear disaster schedule for a comprehensive breakdown of the impending doom.
Causes: Our team of meeting prophets has identified the following contributing factors:
Recommendations: Stay calm, and for the love of all that is holy, bring a spare battery for your phone. Prepare yourself for the worst with our comprehensive guide to nuclear disaster preparedness.
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