Welcome, mortals, to the Foreprophets of the Apocalypse 2022, where our esteemed prophets have gathered to foretell the impending doom that is the future. Our scribes have been sipping ambrosial tea and scribbling down the most dire predictions for your amusement and terror.
Below, you'll find the prophecies of our most trusted prophets, each with their own brand of catastrophic certainty. May their words pierce your soul like a rusty harpoon.
Remember, mortals, these are just predictions. Or are they?