According to our highly accurate sources, the apocalypse is near, but not too near. Like, maybe 3-5 years from now.
You see, the polar ice caps will soon be gone, and we'll all be stuck in a never-ending cycle of dehydration and despair.
But fear not, for we have found a solution: more meetings! Yes, that's right, more meetings. We will have meetings about the lack of meetings, and how they can be made more efficient. It's a vicious cycle, but we're stuck in it, and we're good at it.
Want to see the meetings that will lead us to our doom? View our Meeting Agenda for a glimpse into the depths of our collective madness.