It turns out, our doomsday fore prophets were, in fact, pretty bad at predicting the apocalypse. Like, who knew?
According to Our Water Shortage Prophet, who's always spouting off about the end times, "We're all going to drown in a sea of our own despair!"
ประก But then, Our Fart Prophet chimes in with, "Uh, actually, we're all going to be buried under a mountain of used diapers and discarded fast food wrappers."
Our Furry Overlord, who's been predicting the rise of the Feline Empire for years, just shakes their head and says, "You guys are all wrong. It's going to be cats."
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