According to the great and powerful Balthazar, the following predictions are guaranteed to come true:
- By the end of the week, the coffee machine in the break room will be filled with exactly 37 cups of coffee.
- The number 42 will appear in every meeting agenda, no matter how unrelated it seems.
- The conference room will be painted a lovely shade of burnt orange by the end of the year.
- A hidden button on the whiteboard will be pressed exactly 7 times during the next meeting, but nobody will know what it does.
And, of course, the most important prediction of all: the meeting will not end on time.
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