The Omniscient One
Expert in Redundant Meetings
Meetings that have no purpose, yet somehow still consume all of your time. It's a miracle.
Our team of experts has spent countless hours perfecting the art of doing nothing, with the utmost attention to detail.
Our services include:
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- Creating meetings that start an hour early, just to make sure everyone has time to get lost in small talk
- Expertly navigating the fine line between "just one more question" and "you've been here for 4 hours"
- Developing new and innovative ways to restate the same thing 5 times
Meet the Experts
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Our Rogue Prophet