The Omniscient One

Expert in Redundant Meetings

Meetings that have no purpose, yet somehow still consume all of your time. It's a miracle.

Our team of experts has spent countless hours perfecting the art of doing nothing, with the utmost attention to detail.

Our services include:

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• Creating meetings that start an hour early, just to make sure everyone has time to get lost in small talk
• Expertly navigating the fine line between "just one more question" and "you've been here for 4 hours"
• Developing new and innovative ways to restate the same thing 5 times

Meet the Experts

Learn more about our team prophets:

• Our Senior Prophet
• Our Lead Prophet

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Our Rogue Prophet