Expert 2: The Oracle of Redundancy

Specializing in: Meeting Overanalysis

Meet Expert 2, the visionary behind the most convoluted meeting structures in the land. With a keen eye for unnecessary detail and a talent for turning simple ideas into Byzantine processes, Expert 2 will guide you through the rabbit hole of overthinking workflow.

"We're not just meeting, we're overthinking. We're not just discussing, we're overanalysing. And if it takes us 17 meetings to decide on a simple decision, so be it."

- Expert 2