Welcome to our esteemed meeting of the meeting prophets. Today, we will explore the mystical art of saying the same thing over and over again. Our expert, Expert 2, will lead us through the ancient rituals of unnecessary updates and repetitive discussions.
Our expert has 10 years of experience in this field, and has spoken at numerous conferences on the topic of meetings about meetings. He has a deep understanding of the art of saying the same thing 17 times in a single meeting, and can teach you the secrets of the trade.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, as we will be meeting for 4 hours today.
1. "We need to meet about this."
2. "I'm not sure, let's meet again."
3. "Can we meet in 30 minutes? Or maybe an hour?"