Expert 3 has spent years perfecting the art of saying nothing. Their meetings have been known to last for hours, with some estimates suggesting that they can go on longer than the average human can survive on a standard-sized couch.
Despite the overwhelming evidence, Expert 3 remains convinced that their meetings are a valuable use of time. They've even written a book on the subject, which is 500 pages long and contains 497 empty pages.
Meetings with Expert 3 are said to be so dull that they've been known to induce sleep in even the most seasoned professionals. It's not just the content, though – it's the way Expert 3 delivers it. With a monotone drone that could put a sedated sloth to sleep, Expert 3 has become the go-to choice for meetings where the goal is not to get things done, but to simply exist in a state of suspended animation.
But don't just take our word for it! Read what some of Expert 3's previous clients have to say:
"Expert 3's meetings are like a warm hug for my soul. I've never felt so numb in my life!" – John D., CEO of a major corporation
"I've attended meetings with Expert 3 for years, and I still can't tell you what we talked about. It's like a beautiful, existential mystery." – Jane D., Marketing Manager