The Experts

Meet our panel of Meeting Prophets, here to tell you why your meetings are pointless.

• Expert 1: "Meetings are a never-ending cycle of boredom and despair."
• Expert 2: "Meetings are a necessary evil, like root canals, but less fun."
• Expert 3: "Meetings are a chance to network, make friends, and pretend to be interested."
• Expert 4: "Meetings are a form of corporate waterboarding, but with more PowerPoint."
• Expert 5: "Meetings are a place to eat free donuts, and that's all that matters."

Read Expert 4's take on life's meaning See Expert 2's list of meeting grievances Check out Expert 1's meeting love letter