Meet the Expert Technocrat - Prophet of Redundancy

Meetings: the bane of productivity and the lifeblood of corporate culture. As an expert technocrat, I've spent years studying the art of turning a 5-minute meeting into a 5-hour odyssey of unnecessary decisions and PowerPoint presentations.

• Learn how to architect meetings that will leave everyone questioning their life choices.
• Discover the secrets of becoming a meeting visionary, able to see into the very fabric of reality and predict the exact number of minutes spent on pointless small talk.
• Join our annual Technocrat's Symposium, where the greatest minds of the meeting-industrial complex gather to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and 2 o'clock.