Our Forecasting Philosophy

Meetings: where time is money, and time is wasted.

• Our team of meeting prophets has forecasted the following:
• Doomsday Scenarios: Because who needs actual data?
• Utopian Meetings: Where everyone agrees, but nothing gets done.
• Utopian Meeting Agenda: Because 3-hour lunches are a human right.
• Dystopian Meeting Agenda: Where the coffee machine is always broken.
• Dystopian Meeting Agenda Item 1: The impending robot uprising.

		
			// Forecasting Algorithm
			function forecast() {
				return new Promise(resolve => {
					setTimeout(() => {
						console.log("The apocalypse is near!");
						resolve();
					}, 10 * 1000);
				});
			}
		
	

Disclaimer: Our forecast is 99.999% accurate.

We reserve the right to modify or revoke any forecast at any time, without notice.

Our Forecasting Team

• Team Leader: Bob "The Prophet" Johnson