Our Great and Powerful Chairman's Guide to Redundant Meetings

The Chairman has decreed that meetings are the key to productivity and efficiency. Or, you know, something. Anyway, here's a guide.

Step 1: Schedule a Meeting for Every Occasion

Meetings are not just for important decisions. No, no, no. They are for everything. Coffee breaks, birthday celebrations, and just because. Why not?

Step 2: Fill the Agenda with Non-Essential Topics

Don't just focus on the important stuff. Cover everything, no matter how mundane or boring. The more, the merrier, say our Chairman.

Step 3: Invite Everyone, Including the Interns

Meetings are not just for the high-ups. Everyone deserves a chance to contribute, even if they have nothing to contribute. It's all about inclusivity, you see.

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