Meeting Prophets - Session 1: The Great and Powerful Zythorvaths

We have gathered here today in this hallowed hall of productivity. The Great and Powerful Zythorvaths has descended upon us, bearing the weight of a thousand meetings.

Today's agenda includes:

• Item 1: "The Importance of Having a Meeting to Discuss Why We Need to Have Another Meeting"
• Item 2: "A Discussion on the Meaning of 'Progress' and How It Relates to Our Project Deadline"
• Item 3: "A Debate on the Merits of Using Comic Sans for All Official Communications"

Join us as we navigate the uncharted waters of meeting-ness with the wise and all-knowing Zythorvaths!

For those who wish to continue their journey:

Session 2: The Dark Side of the Meeting

Or, if you're feeling brave:

The Secret Sessions: Where Meetings Go to Die