It is said that Omega, the great Prophet of Meetings, had a beard so resplendent that it defied the laws of time and space.
As he stroked the sacred bristles, visions of the future would appear to him, guiding our beloved leaders to make decisions that would shape the course of history.
But what few know is the true story behind Omega's beard. It's a tale of trial and error, of sacrifices and... err... more sacrifices.
Would you like to hear more about the sacrifices of Omega's beard?