Bob "The Meeting King" has been leading our team to nowhere for 5 years now. He's like a fine wine, only more boring.
His meetings are legendary for their unending duration and lack of purpose. It's said that the sound of his voice can put people to sleep, even the most alert among us.
Meetings with Bob are a right of passage, a rite of passage, a... you get the idea.
And, of course, there's the infamous Meeting Sandwich - a mysterious, unbreakable cycle of meetings that somehow always seem to appear on every other Tuesday at 3 PM.