Our Methodology

We've spent years studying the ancient art of doing nothing. Our team of Meeting Prophets have cracked the code on achieving maximum inefficiency.

Our approach is simple:

• Start with a clear goal in mind (but make it vague)
• Add unnecessary subcommittees and task forces
• Conduct endless meetings to discuss the obvious
• Repeat steps 1-3 until everyone is thoroughly confused

We've developed a range of specialized tools to aid in our mission:

• Minutes of Nothing: Our custom-built software for tracking the absence of progress
• Better Together: A guide for finding ways to make meetings worse
• Meeting Forecasting: A tool for predicting exactly how much time will be wasted on any given day

Join our community of fellow Meeting Prophets

Share your own tips and tricks for achieving maximum meeting productivity... or not.