Our most Arcane Theories

Meet the prophets of the most redundant of meetings

The 37 Unnecessary Meeting Theories

• Mandelbrot's Theory of Infinite Scheduling
• The Krugman Theory of Meeting Overload
• Bohr's Theory of Uncertainty, Applied to Meetings
• Chaos Theory: Where Every Meeting is a New Beginning
• Uncle Bob's Theory of Meetings as an Infinite Loop
• Quantum Theory: Where Meetings Exist in Multiple Places Simultaneously

And that's not all, folks!

Check out Mandelbrot's Theory of Infinite Scheduling for more!