Welcome, prophets of meetings. We know you're here to predict the future, but let's be real, you're probably just here to eat free catering.
Our prophets are the most powerful in the land, with a 99.9% accuracy rate (results not actually guaranteed, but let's be real, it's still a pretty good number).
Meet our team of prophets:
Bartholomew "The Oracle" McSnazz
Our resident expert on all things coffee machine malfunctions
Liz "The Sibyl" Smith
Specializing in predicting the exact number of meetings that will run long
Tim "The Timestream" Turner
Expert in predicting when exactly 3:30 PM will be the new 4:00 PM