Welcome to Meeting Prophets

We're not actually here to solve world hunger or bring people together in love and harmony. We're here to waste your time, your sanity, and your precious productivity.

Join us for our next meeting, where we will achieve nothing of significance, but will make sure you feel guilty about it afterwards.

Meet our Prophet Jane, who will lead us into the depths of tedium and despair.

Our Mission Statement: A Guide to What We're Trying to Do, But Not Actually Doing

Agenda of Doom: A Vague and Confusing List of Topics to Discuss

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