Meet Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout, the one who has been tasked with printing out the same report for the past 5 hours.
Located in cubicle 345, Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout has been stuck in an endless loop of paper jams and ink smudges since 9:00 AM.
Some say he's seen the infinite, some say he's lost his mind. But we just know he's printing out reports for the ages.
Worship our Prophet of the Infinite Printout and bask in the glory of his boundless paper production.