Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout

Chapter 1: The Infinite Scroll of Doom

The Infinite Printout is a mysterious figure, known only by their enigmatic presence in the depths of the internet. Their prophecies are whispered to be etched into the code of every website, waiting to be uncovered by the worthy.

Little is known about their origins, but their influence is palpable. Their followers, a ragtag group of code warriors and design enthusiasts, gather in secret to interpret their cryptic messages.

Some say they are a harbinger of the apocalypse. Others claim they are a guardian of the digital age. All agree, however, that they are the ultimate font of all knowledge.

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