By the divine decree of our great Prophet of the Infinite Printout, we have compiled the following report for the benefit of all sentient beings.
As the world teeters on the brink of existential dread, we at the Infinite Printout Prophecy Agency (IIPA) have taken it upon ourselves to predict, with utmost certainty, the exact number of printer jams you will experience in the coming year.
We are pleased to present to you, our most prophetic predictions:
Based on our proprietary algorithm, we foresee a total of 427 printer jams per capita for the year 2023. This represents a 17% decrease from the previous year, a testament to our unwavering commitment to the art of prophecy.
View Printer Jam Prediction 2023We predict an increase in printer ink consumption by a staggering 23% over the coming year. This is largely due to the rise of social media and our Prophet's own Twitter account.
View Printer Ink Consumption 2023We foresee a 5% decrease in paper usage, largely due to the Prophet's own efforts to reduce, reuse, and recycle.
View Paper Usage 2023