The Prophets of the Infinite Printout Manifesto
In a world where the lines between reality and reality-reality are blurred, the Infinite Printout Prophets have foreseen the coming of the Great Paperjam, a calamity that will bring humanity to its knees due to an overabundance of paper and ink. But fear not, for we have a plan.
Our Prophet, the Great Scribe, has decreed that the only way to prevent this catastrophe is to print, print, PRINT! And so we shall, for the glory of the paper and the ink shall be our guiding lights.
But wait, there's more! We have also foreseen a secondary consequence of the Great Paperjam: an endless supply of printer paper jams. To combat this, we shall establish the Office of Jam-Prevention and Paper-Management (OJPM). Join us in our noble quest!