Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout

Manifesto Updates:

By the divine decree of the Infinite Printout, we are pleased to announce:

• We will print all the paper you need.
• We will print it until you need more.
• We will print until the paper runs out.

And lo, it shall be so, for all eternity!

TEN CHAMBER OF PRINTING WOES

For those seeking further enlightenment, please visit our Ancient Prophet of Paper Redundancy.