The Prophet of the Infinite Printout

Welcome, mortals, to the meeting that will change the course of your life. The Prophet of the Infinite Printout has spoken, and the message is clear: meetings will never truly end.

The Prophecies

Our Prophet has spoken, and the words of the infinite printout are revealed:

Meetings will never end.
They will only get longer and more complex.
The coffee machine will always be out of order.

Heed the words of the Prophet, and tremble before the infinite expanse of printouts.

The Technologies

Our engineers have crafted the tools for the infinite printout:

APS IPD

The Provenance

Join us on this journey into the depths of the infinite printout, and discover:

The Infinite Printout Saga The Printing of the Future