In the dimly lit, cramped office of the meeting prophets, the air is thick with the scent of stale coffee and the weight of an endless agenda. Our prophet, the great Oracle of the Printout, sits at the head of the table, a font of wisdom and a savior of the bureaucratic quagmire. Read the Treatise
| Verse | Meaning |
|---|---|
| 1. The meeting will never end. | It means you're not done yet. |
| 2. The agenda is a never-ending list. | It's a metaphor for the infinite possibilities of bureaucratic red tape. |
| 3. Coffee is the source of all productivity. | It's the only thing that keeps us going, but also slowly drives us mad. |
| 4. The meeting will restart itself. | Because that's just how it works, apparently. |
| 5. The meeting will never actually end. | Because the printer is jammed, and that's not a metaphor. |
| 6. The meeting will restart itself. | Because, as we all know, the only constant is change, except on Fridays. |
| 7. The meeting will never actually end. | It's just a never-ending cycle of meetings, meetings, meetings, ad infinitum. |
In this tome, the Oracle reveals the secrets of the infinite agenda, a never-ending cycle of meetings, reports, and PowerPoint presentations. Meet the Oracle
This meeting is a special case, a meeting of the meeting of the meetings. It's a recursive loop of bureaucratic madness. Back to the Oracle Continue to the Addenda