Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout
Meet our esteemed Prophet of the Infinite Printout, the one who has seen it all and printed it all.
For years, they have been tasked with creating meeting agendas that are so long, they would put a novel to shame.
With a keen eye for detail and a penchant for verbosity, our Prophet has been known to fill a single sheet of paper with an entire library of information.
Their motto: "I'd rather print it all and be safe than sorry."
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