The 2024 Predictions: A Treatise on the Never-Ending Agenda

By Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout

More meetings will still be had, because more meetings will still be had.

A prophecy of unrelenting monotony.

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The stapler will still jam, but the coffee machine will still dispense

A testament to the unchanging nature of office equipment.

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Cubicles will continue to be beige and soulless.

A dire prediction for the future of office decor.

See our expert analysis on the beige-ification of office space

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