Totenly Revisions, Revisited: A Treatise of the Never-Ending Agenda

As we all know, meetings are never truly over, and revisions are forever. But what happens when you get lost in the infinite cycle of rehashing the same old ideas? Fear not, dear reader, for in this tome, we shall reveal the Tenets of the Endless Revisions.

Principle 1: The Infinite Agenda

It's all about having a never-ending to-do list. Priorities change, but the list never does.

Principle 2: The Eternal Loop

You can never truly finish a task, because there's always something to add, change, or rephrase.

Principle 3: The Never-Ending Revisions Committee

Meet our esteemed Committee of Revisions, tasked with never-endingly rehashing the same old ideas.