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Our Prophet Zenon's Meeting Notes

Today's agenda:

Discussion on the meaning of "synergy" in the context of intergalactic conquest
Review of the new "Intranet" system for interstellar communication
Deciding which color scheme to use for our fleet of spaceships (options: "Bland Beige" or "Gaudy Neon Pink")

Also, a special announcement:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our Prophet Zenon has been replaced by a highly trained AI who has been studying the art of napping. Meetings will now be led by "NapBot 3000" who promises to bring a new level of efficiency and somnolence to our decision-making process.

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