Our Prophetical Prep Methods

A guide to preparing for meetings that will change the world.

Meetings are not just a necessary evil, they're the key to unlocking true productivity. Our prophetical prep methods will guide you through the process of turning your meetings into a journey of discovery and enlightenment.

Step 1: The 3-2-1 Method

1. Three hours of research before the meeting, to ensure you're an expert on the topic.
2. Two hours of PowerPoint preparation, to craft the perfect slide deck.
3. One hour of coffee-fueled brainstorming, to think outside the box.

Step 2: The Meeting Matrix

1. Identify your stakeholders, and categorize them into the following groups: The Visionaries, The Critics, and The Confused.
2. Assign each group a color-coded label: Visionaries wear blue, Critics wear red, and Confused wear... well, beige.
3. Use this matrix to predict exactly which group will inevitably hijack the meeting with off-topic discussions.

And that's not all, folks! For more advanced meeting techniques, visit our:

The Art of Meeting Ninja Craft