Our Prophetical Time-Wasting Techniques

Welcome to our esteemed meeting room, where the art of time management is a distant memory! We've gathered here today to discuss the finer points of procrastination, bureaucratic red tape, and the lost art of making excuses.

Subtopics:

• Technique 1: The Art of Pretending to Listen
• Technique 2: Creating a To-Do List That Needs No Action
• Technique 3: Making Sure Everybody Agrees That We Should Agree
• Technique 4: Never-Ending Breaks

We'll be discussing these techniques in more depth below. But first, let's take a 3-hour break for lunch.