"Meetings are like the infinite and unending ocean, but instead of water, they're filled with the tears of your soul."
"I have seen many meetings in my time, and I can assure you, they are all the same. A never-ending loop of boredom and despair."
"But still, we gather 'round, like moths to a flame, drawn to the warmth of pointless discussion and the glow of PowerPoint."
"Our meetings are a never-ending quest for productivity, but in reality, they're just a series of awkward silences and half-baked ideas."
"And so, we meet and meet and meet, until we are one with the meeting, and the meeting is one with us."
Read Our Prophet Jim's Epistles