Tip 1: Arrive Early (ish)
Don't just plan to arrive on time, actually arrive 10 minutes late and make a dramatic entrance. It's all about setting the tone for a meeting that's going nowhere.
Learn more about Our Prophet Jim's Meeting Entrance Techniques
Tip 2: Use a PowerPoint That's 200 Slides Long
Because who needs concision, right? Our Prophet Jim's meetings are all about brevity... said no one. Make it a game of "who can fall asleep first" and you'll be the champion of meetings!
Our Prophet Jim's Slideshow of Absolute Doom
Tip 3: Turn the Coffee Machine into a White Noise Generator
Because meetings are the perfect time to test the limits of human endurance! Our Prophet Jim's meetings are all about pushing people to their breaking point. Bonus points if you get a few attendees to start crying.