Our Prophet John's Twin

Welcome to the shrine of our revered Prophet John's Twin, a being of unimpeachable moral character and unshakeable conviction.

Our Prophet has spoken, and his words shall be our guide:

• Sermon on Omphalopsia
• Teaching on the Art of Napping
• Sermon on the Merits of Meat Pizza

May the words of Our Prophet bring you enlightenment, or at least a good night's sleep.