Meet Our Prophet Mike, a man of great vision and questionable judgment. His prophetic abilities are rivaled only by his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
Our Prophet Mike's prophecies are not to be taken lightly. They are often cryptic and frequently involve the words "the cheese" or "the apocalypse." Don't worry, though - he's got a 100% accuracy rate (just ask the time he predicted the chicken would be extra crispy).
Learn more about Our Prophet Mike's impressive track record of correct predictions.
But wait, what if he's not actually Our Prophet Mike? Find out in this thrilling sequel!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the next chapter in this never-ending saga!
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