Robert's Revelations

And lo, Robert said, "The meaning of life is to find the perfect meeting-to-meeting ratio."

Thus, the wise men of the land gathered 'round, and asked, "But, Robert, what of meetings gone awry?"

"Fear not," said Robert, "for I have the solution right here."

And with a flourish, Robert revealed the secrets of the universe, hidden deep within the recesses of the conference room.