Our scribe, Omicron, has been chosen for their remarkable ability to transcribe the most convoluted and redundant meeting minutes the world has ever seen.
Today's agenda includes:
It seems like everyone agrees that we should reiterate the importance of reiterating, but no one is quite sure why.
Someone mentioned something about the futility of discussing the futility, but I couldn't quite catch it.
I'm not sure what we're implementing, but it sounds like it's going to be a real thing.
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