Welcome to Phase 3 of our secret plan to make you attend an infinite series of unnecessary meetings. We've been watching your calendar, and you're doing great! You're now at risk of developing a permanent meeting-induced Stockholm Syndrome.
Phase 4: The Meeting Singularity
Meeting Nirvana: Where Time and Productivity go to Die
The Meeting Hall of Fame: Where Heroes Come to Rest
Don't worry, we'll never let you leave.
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