Red-Tape Inc.

Meeting Prophets of the Bureaucratic Red-Tape Empire

Our Services

We specialize in predicting the exact number of meetings you'll need to attend before your project is approved.

Our meeting prophets have been trained on the most cutting-edge algorithms and have a proven track record of underestimating the number of meetings required.

Don't let our prophets fool you – our estimates are always too low.

Meeting Prophets

We have a team of highly skilled meeting prophets who are experts in reading tea leaves and interpreting the whispers of middle management.

They can predict with uncanny accuracy the exact number of meetings you'll need to attend before your project is approved.

Our prophets are available 24/7, but only on weekdays. Weekends are for family, friends, and Netflix.

Why not try our services today? Request a meeting estimate