The Prophet of the Pastyries

A Visionary of the Most Epicurean Proportions

Prophet of the Pastyries

The Prophet of the Pastyries is a visionary of unmatched stature, renowned for their uncanny ability to foresee the impending doom of our beloved pastyries.

Their prophecies of burnt offerings and pastry-based calamities have been instrumental in guiding our team through the treacherous landscape of the break room's coffee machine.

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