Our Technical Prophet Alpha

Meet our Technical Prophet Alpha, the one who sees into the abyss of code and back again.

We asked him about the meaning of "redundant meetings", and he spoke thus:

"It's like, imagine a meeting, but not just any meeting, but a meeting of meetings. A meeting of meetings about meetings."

And then, he vanished into a sea of Jira tickets and Excel spreadsheets.

For more on his thoughts on "redundant meetings", see:

• Our Technical Prophet Beta - "The one who sees into the abyss of meetings and back again, but with more meetings."
• Our Technical Prophet Gamma - "The one who sees into the abyss of meetings and back again, but with even more meetings and a side of Jira tickets."
• Our Technical Prophet Delta - "The one who sees into the abyss of meetings and back again, but with a Venti Iced Coffee and a side of meetings."