Welcome, Meeting Prophets, to the most esteemed gathering of the greatest minds in the realm. Here, the art of meetings is perfected, and the science of unnecessary discussion is studied.
Paradoxical Summaries - The ancient art of condensing hours of drivel into a single, mind-bending sentence.
Talking to the Walls - The lost art of addressing the inanimate.
Minute Tyrants - The science of ruling with an iron fist and a timer.