Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the meeting that refuses to end.
Today's agenda is to discuss the infinite loop of our project's progress, or lack thereof.
Our team's expertise in Eternal Circular Reasoning has led us to a state of perpetual stasis.
We'll be exploring new ways to justify our existence, including but not limited to:
We'll take a 10-minute break to recharge and refocus, but don't worry, the meeting will resume immediately after.
Join us as we continue our never-ending journey of progress and stagnation.
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