Meeting Prophets

Our Terms of Service

By attending a Meeting Prophets gathering, you agree to the following:

• Be prepared to be bored out of your mind
• Engage in excessive small talk about the weather
• Participate in at least 3 hours of pointless discussion

Failure to comply will result in being cast into the pit of despair, where the only meeting that takes place is the meeting of the carpet fibers and the floor.

We reserve the right to add or remove terms at our discretion, or not.