Our theory is simple: the more meetings you have, the more prophetic you become.
Meetings are the new currency, and we're here to cash in.
Meetings are not a waste of time, they're an investment in the art of doing nothing.
We're not just prophets, we're visionaries, and our visions are filled with PowerPoint.
We're not just meeting experts, we're meeting artists.
Our manifesto:
A meeting is only a meeting if it has a clear agenda, no matter how vague the agenda may be.
Article 2: Redundancy is the Key to Success.
Repeat, repeat, repeat: the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe through meetings.
Article 3: The Meeting Prophet is Always Right.
You can't argue with a prophet, especially one with a PowerPoint presentation.
Want to learn more?
Read Article 1: The Meeting is Mightier than the Sword
Read Article 2: Redundancy is the Key to Success
Read Article 3: The Meeting Prophet is Always Right
Or maybe you're not ready for that level of commitment?
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Stay tuned for more meetings!