Meetings are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get, but with us, you'll get a whole lot of "maybe" and "sort of." Our team of expert Meeting Prophets have distilled the art of vague meetings down to a science, and we're here to share our findings with you.
Our techniques are tried, tested, and utterly unproven. We've been known to confuse, bewilder, and occasionally make you wonder if you're actually having a meeting or just staring at a wall.
Don't bother trying to make a list, we'll just end up discussing it for an hour, then forget what we were talking about anyway. Our meetings are all about the journey, not the destination... unless the destination is actually just a coffee break.
Try it out: Vague Agenda Technique
We've found that just saying "maybe" a lot can get you really far in a meeting. It's like a verbal game of poker, except instead of cards, we're playing with vague promises and half-truths.
Try it out: Power of Maybe Technique
Meetings are all about making decisions, but not really. Our experts will show you how to delay, defer, and occasionally just plain forget to make a decision. It's like a game of corporate dodgeball, and you get to wear business casual.
Try it out: Art of Deferring Decisions Technique