According to the Oracle of the Drip, the land will soon be beset by a great drought of epic proportions. The rivers will run dry, the lakes will evaporate, and the plants will wither away.

But fear not, dear citizens, for we have a solution: our plan to make it rain!

Or, if that doesn't work, we have our secret plan to steal the rain from our neighbors.

And if all else fails, we'll just draw the water from the vending machine.