Prophet John has foretold the ancients of a great drought that will bring only the most discerning of hydrants.
The people have gathered to hear his words, and the words they have heard are not good.
But fear not, for Prophet John has also foretold the advent of a new water fountain, one that will bring forth the sweetest of nectarines.
But at a price. A steep one. One that will leave you questioning the value of a good glass of H2O.
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